warning signs on becoming a goth

[sinister_mr]

so once we identify someone as goth what do we do next?

i assume torches and pitch forks and an angry mobb right...........LMAO x 10

if thats the case i'm going to open a funeral home LMAO x 20 oh god my heart is bleeding. LMAO

[latinopikachu]

Originally posted by Milleniahead@May 1 2005, 09:31 PM
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

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who posted this, and where, the original website... i need to go and stir trouble

whoopsie looks like i'm gonna need to be enrolled in Laurel Ridge

[Skiusa2005]

That was retarted...here I was thinking I'm a yuppie...and now I've seen the light!!!!! I'M A GOTH!!! WOO

...jebus...

[roofadoofalus]

apparantly ive been a goth for years

[Milleniahead]

Originally posted by Skiusa2005@May 5 2005, 06:11 PM
That was retarted...here I was thinking I'm a yuppie...and now I've seen the light!!!!!* I'M A GOTH!!!* WOO

...jebus...

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whats a crownline?

[highway2hell]

this post says that goths
-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.

-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.

-Eats excessively or too little

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates.

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

-Claims to be a goth.
BUT YOU SEE I AM GOTH AND HALF OF THOSE THINGS ARE NOT TRUE
i am a christian and goth person
and i do NOT cut myself drink smoke masturbate or almost half of those things
you are mixing really messed up people goths and emos all into it
so before you go and write all this really figure out which one you want to talk to
i am NOT a satanist nor shall i ever be
GOTHS:
dont always wear black
dont always worship satan
are NOT evil
do not want to kill people
dont hate everyone
are not always depressed
dont always drink or smoke
not all of us have sex
can be happy too
and are usually nice people
are normal like you
and could be your best friend
I AM GOTH AND MY BEST FRIEND IS A CHEERLEADER!
AND WHEN WE WANT TO BE ALONE MAYBE WE JUST DONT WANA BE AROUND PEOPLE
WE COULD JUST WANNA CHILL IN OUR ROOMS
AND I AM COMPLETLY STRAIGHT
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE **** YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT WHEN YOU WRITE THIS SO DONT EVEN TRY TO UNDERSTAND

[jasonnjon@yahoo.com]

arn't most kids these days havin most of them signs .. oh btw im not asserting that they are goth..

[ethergeist]

lol sorry to necro post but this is just too funny. Apparently goths have every social ill possible in society today.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

and it also seems that there are plenty of gothic Buddhist monks out there. lol