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> Mock car ads from vwvortex, Some of the better ones so far...
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post Sep 17 2007, 12:36 PM
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This thread at vwvortex started out legitimate with some really cleaver ads, but it's slightly morphed into that movie Crazy People with Dudley Moore:












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post Sep 17 2007, 12:42 PM
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You'll need to view them full size to read the fine print obviously...







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post Sep 17 2007, 03:24 PM
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A few more...











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post Sep 18 2007, 12:42 PM
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hahhahaa the Chevy Aveo is funny as fuck. the fine print made my gag and almost die at work
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post Sep 18 2007, 03:37 PM
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A few more...









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post Sep 18 2007, 03:41 PM
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post Sep 18 2007, 05:35 PM
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Just a few more... I think the best ones have been posted already.













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post Sep 18 2007, 08:21 PM
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Heh heh...the original:

LINK

"Buy Volvos: They're boxy but they're good."

and...

"Jaguar: For men who want hand jobs from beautiful women they hardly know."

The Sony commercial is classic...

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post Sep 18 2007, 08:24 PM
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wow.
landwind; subaru; brilliance; mitsu eclipse. in that order. thank you for sharing those.
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post Sep 18 2007, 09:02 PM
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Is that for real?

QUOTE(MillyOwner @ Sep 18 2007, 09:21 PM) *
The Sony commercial is classic...

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post Sep 18 2007, 10:51 PM
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QUOTE(Saint_ @ Sep 18 2007, 09:02 PM) *
Is that for real?

Nah, it's from that movie. smile.gif

I just checked it and the link to Google Video died, so here's the link to it on YouTube in case some of you missed it: LINK
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post Sep 20 2007, 12:12 AM
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that shit was great!
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post Sep 20 2007, 03:53 PM
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Hey, I like the Pontiac G8! (Sure, I could probably do without the extra scoops, but I'm not gonna deny 362hp to the rear wheels just for that.)

Anyway, the Landwind and Brilliance "ads" are perfect - it's gonna be a cold day in hell before those ever get here.

The Aveo one is absolutely priceless, and I wouldn't be surprised if Isuzu actually ran the one for the Ascender. Assuming, of course, that they run ads - have you ever seen one for them?

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post Sep 20 2007, 04:36 PM
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I know...the G8s side-profile looks athletic and sculpted. It's only when you get to the front and back where you wish Pontiac could design a set of tasteful tail lamps and a respectable front fascia.
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post Oct 25 2007, 02:46 AM
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yeah! saw this in vwvortex! really interesting thread! smile.gif
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post Apr 27 2008, 08:46 PM
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Yeah, every body has those buick stick on side now it's too funny. laugh.gif
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